Another Day… Another GTA!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Reminders & Notes

We are just hours away now to the brand new Grand Theft Auto IV which has been said to be one of the top if not THE TOP game of 2008! The game will be released on both PS3 and xBox 360.

Here is an in depth review of GTA 4, the video will probably speak louder than this post:

GTA is hitting stored on the 29th of April and boy, does this make me want a PS3 more than ever right now!

CMN: 4 - Youtube Partnership & Mac Pro!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: cmn

Sorry about the weird-ass starting…

STUPID THINGS WEEKLY #1- WHY IS DICTIONARY IN THE DICTIONARY

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Uncategorized

Sorry about the low volume.

A stupid video for stupid people :p

Everything in this video is ALL a joke, I hope you enjoy my stupid sense of humor…

In this stupid episode watch out for:
1) the drop-down list that pops up when I type ductionary. (0:48)
2) My eyes looking at the magazine (0:26)

SPAM ME SPAMMERS!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Uncategorized

Damn it, you spam bots better be able to read my text. SPAM ME, PLEASE SPAM ME! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!

If you are interested in spamming me, please spam me at this unattended email address:

email: spamistration@y7mail.com

Seriously though, this is strictly for spammers only, I will not be reading any emails from people who email me on this address, you can contact me via the contact page.

WOW! 24 Years Ago we Though This Was GREAT!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Hardware, internet/computers

That was the mac back then in 1984, WOW IT CAN TALK! LMAO! Alright, I guess back then that was a major accomplishment.

Well, there are going to be some design updates and modifications at Apples June event, here are some mock up pictures from MacRumors.com of what some users want it to look like - the macbookpro on the left and the macbook on the right.

I love the look of the one on the left, but yikes, there is like an inch of space either side of the screen being wasted.

I am going ot be making up a mockup of some of MY OWN hopes for the MBPs that are to be released/updated in design and hopefully functionality and performance this june, PLUS, a 3G iPhone may just pop up, and Australia could be the FIRST to get them, WOOT! SUCK ON THAT AMERICANS WHO GET THEIR IPHONES BEFORE US :P It actually doesn’t really bother me, I don’t want one, lol, so yeah, I guess you Americans can have it back now =P NOKIA FTW!!!

YouTube Clean Up! Thorttled

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: MY Videos, internet/computers, watch.christheferal

Today I decided, I have a lot of crappy or now useless videos on youtube, such as talking about a stream date for my webcam that as already happened, there have also been some really stupid videos that weren’t REALLY that funny, so I have gotten rid of them.

So basically, gotten rid of all te crap/useless videos on my youtube page.

I HAD 116 videos roughly on public (over 130 if you include private)
I NOW have 0 vide.. I mean that would make sense because all my videos are quite embarrising, but I now have about 94 videos, so it’s been a big clean up!

I am also running out of bandwidth, I have about 30MB left, that 30MB could last us both another 2 days if my sister listened to me and reduced her bandwidth consumption.

No, seriously, this is REALLY getting on my nervs, I have been getting the blame for using all the internet past the last almost 12 months, when in actuall fact (we should only be using about 950MB a day at tops) when my sister uses it and not me we are using about 1,000MB, this SUCKS, that leaves me with -50MB to use, and it doesn’t really bother her because getting slowed down doesn’t affect many of the things she does, but it does for me, it means that I have to wait 2 hours to upload a 30MB file.. GAH, that usually takes 10 minutes or less depending how loadewd youtube is.

Oh, by the way, when I use it as WELL as her, we use about 1,300 - 1,500MB, some days it has been good and we both use about 900MB, others and I am talking about 10 days in this month, we have used more bandwidth, and it’s not at my end, I unplugged the intertubes for a day without telling her and she used well over 1,000MB and she doesn’t care..

THAT DOES IT! I am getting a job and renting my own line once the 100 MBps speed comes out.

BTW, this post was rushed, so me spelling may be worser than usui :p

Quad-core PC! Sick AGAIN DAMN IT!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Hardware, Micro$oft, My Computer

I just can’t win, I am sick AGAIN! It’s REALLY getting me down latley because I’m missing on school, I have basically speant 18 hours in bed since I got home and I am feeling REALLY sick, it’s been a great week.. well, actually, it has apart from the bug, it’s been one of those weeks were you have REALLY good things happen and REALLY bad things happen. I’m starting to feel a bit better now, so hopefully I’ll be back at school tomorrow.

On a VERY great note, this is the PC I might be getting, instead of a Mac Pro due to the fact that it’s just too expensive at the moment and I REALLY need a faster PC, at the moment, I am on a system, probably about a 1/16th of the average PC out on sale, speed, graphics and what not-wise :p

So, here we go, these are the specs:
AND NO, I AM NOT GETTING THE SCREEN OR JOYSTICK IN THE PICTURE.

BEFORE you read below, here is what I get for free:

-Epson ULTRA-HD Printer (R280 Photo Printer)
-D-Link 108MBps Wireless gaming router (no, I don’t game THAT much, but sure, this will come in handy later this year once 100MBps internet comes out!)
-D-link Pocket Router (erm.. sure, why not?)
-LapLink PC Mover (again, not exactly sure what I would use this for, but, sure, why not?)
-Maxtor OneTouch 4 mini 80GB HD
-Free t-shirt (erm.. sure, why not?)
-Free multi-purpose carrying briefcase (erm.. sure, why not?)
-Free Poker Set (OMG, what has this got to do with a computer? Meh, sure why not? :p)

(I am guessing the freebies aren’t really ALL that great, but I am looking forward to that router and that printer looks quite nice, so I am happy, I don’t really care if you leave a comment saying, these things are crap, that’s why they are free.. who cares, THEY ARE FREE!!)

Anyway, on to the specs (some freebies, repeated above)

  • CAS: Hot !!! Apevia X-Telstar Aluminum Full Tower 420W Case w/ Temp Display and Fan Control [+63] (Blue Color)
  • CASUPGRADE: 12in COLD CATHODE NEON LIGHT [+10] (BLUE COLOR)
  • CS_FAN: Extra 3-Color Neon Light LED Case Fan [+5] (2 x Fans [+5])
  • CPU: (Quad-Core)Intel® Core™ 2 Quad Q9300 @ 2.5GHz 1333FSB 6MB L2 Cache 64-bit [+66]
  • CD: (Special Price) 20X DVD±R/±RW + CD-R/RW DRIVE DUAL LAYER (BLACK COLOR)
  • CD2: NONE
  • CABLE: None
  • FLASHMEDIA: INTERNAL 12in1 Flash Media Reader/Writer (BLACK COLOR)
  • FREEBIE_CU1: FREE! CyberPower Multi-Purpose Carrying Briefcase ($19.99 Value)
  • FREEBIE_CU2: FREE! Cyberpower Unleash The Power T-Shirt ($19 Value)
  • FAN: Raidmax Maxcool Intel CPU Cooling Fan (Extreme Silent at 20dBA & Overclock Proof) [+15]
  • FREEBIE_VC2: FREE! Poker Set
  • FLOPPY: NONE [-5]
  • FREEBIE_OS: FREE! (Microsoft® Flight Simulator X Deluxe) Game
  • HDD: Single Hard Drive (1TB (500GBx2) SATA-II 3.0Gb/s 16MB Cache 7200RPM HDD [+127])
  • HDD2: NONE
  • IEEE_CARD: IEEE 1394 CARD AND DRIVER [+19]
  • KEYBOARD: NONE [-7]
  • MOUSE: NONE [-5]
  • MODEM: NONE
  • MONITOR: NONE
  • MONITOR2: NONE
  • MOTHERBOARD: Asus P5N-E nForce 650i SLI Chipset LGA775 FSB1333 DDR2 Mainboard
  • MEMORY: (Req.DDR2 MainBoard)2GB (2×1GB) PC6400 DDR2/800 Dual Channel Memory (Mushkin or Major Brand)
  • NETWORK: Intel Pro Gigabite 10/100/1000 Network Card [+34]
  • OS: Microsoft® Windows Vista™ Ultimate w/ Service Pack 1 [+209] (64-bit Edition [+19])
  • PRO_WIRING: Professional Wiring for All WIRINGs Inside The System Chasis with High Performance Thermal Compound on CPU [+19]
  • PRINTER: None
  • PRINTER_CABLE: None
  • POWERSUPPLY: 800 Watts Power Supplies [+109] (Ultra GEN-6802 800 Watts Power Supply)
  • RUSH: NO; READY TO SHIP IN 5~10 BUSINESS DAYS
  • SOFT: Free 60 Days Microsoft® Office® 2007 (Words, Excel, Access, Power Point, Outlook + More) - Windows Vista™ Required
  • SERVICE: STANDARD WARRANTY: 3-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY PLUS 24/7 LIFE-TIME TECHNICAL SUPPORT
  • SOUND: Creative Labs X-Fi 24-BIT PCI Sound Card [+79]
  • SPEAKERS: NONE [-5]
  • TEMP: NONE (AS SHOWN)
  • TVRC: TV Tuner (I NEED THIS) with FM Stereo + Remote Control (watch and record TV on your PC) [+99]
  • USB: Built-in USB 2.0 Ports
  • UPS: None
  • USBHD: NONE
  • VIDEO: NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GT 1GB 16X PCI Express [+150] (Major Brand Powered by NVIDIA)
  • VIDEO2: NONE [-65]
  • VIDEO3: NONE
  • VIDEOCAMERA: NONE
  • WNC: PCI Wireless 802.11g 54Mbps Network Interface Card + GigaByte GN-AT2050D 2.4GHz Indoor Omni-Directional Dipole Antenna [+44] (works out $30 cheaper)

Final price without rebates and discounts, around $1750, after rebates and discounts, about $1600. THAT IS PRETTY DAMN CHEAP!!!

I am a happy Vegemite (WTF do aussies say that?? Vegemite tastes horrible, much like Vista..)

Oh, by the way, I am getting Vista Ultimate 64 bit for the freebies and also because I like the eye candy, I can always use VM-ware if I like, but I actually really want to try out Vista Ultimate for the fact that on a system this fast, it mightn be THAT bad.

I am also upgrading to either 4,6 or 8GB of ram, chances are 8GB, so that works out to another $350 or so, but for the start I am going to be on 2GB.

I am also going to be getting 2 x 1TB HDs and eventually getting a second nVidia 9600 GT 1GB ram

Anyway, this system is still in the “might get” section, though chances are we probably will be getting this in about a month, depending on a lot of things, anyway..

My Birthday

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Uncategorized

Well, today it’s my birthday, in fact, in just under an hour I will ahve poped outta my mum 15 years ago :P

Today hasn’t been the best birthday, but tomorrow is probably going to be ok. I woke up sick as hell, my back is outta place as well so if I lean slightly it gives way, it REALLY hurts ATM, I was thinking physio is good, but I think Chiro might be faster for the moment, hopefully I can get it done tomorrow.

I didn’t get any presents, YET, tomorrow I should be getting a PSP S&L with a game or two, hopefully. Sure, I want a mac, but come on, the mac I want is $4000 RRP AUD, this is less than $300 with a game or two.

Anyhow, hopefully tomorrow I have more of a birthday day.

Also, yes, I will be doing an unboxing video for the PSP if/when I get it.

Presenting Bill and Nathan!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Comedy, MY Videos, School, vLog

I whipped this video up, at 0:51 you can see Kyle (left) Me (middle and squished) and Bill on the right! Nathan is the one screaming.

All classmates: you MUST see this video

YouTube.com New Design!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Gadgets, World Wide Web

Youtube has losts it’s old looks sometime past the last 7 hours and boy do I LOVE the tweaks, they have still got a little bit of fixing to do here and there, but otherwise.

Check out YouTube.com!