CMS Tutorial

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: PHP Tutorials


Hey folks, while I am trying to get my invention up and running, I have hit a spot where I can’t do anything until we get one more part lol, turns out that I couldn’t use the original part I was going to use, but it’s all good. I’m not telling you what the invention is, but if I get it done soon enough and I really want to go through with it and get it on the market (HEAPS of people would love these, btw,) you might be able to see some teaser trailer/adverts :P. (Hopefully enough people buy the $25 files, lol, patnets are VERY expensive)

Anyway, onto the CMS, it is coming close to the last week of the holidays so I am going to try and record the design part of the tutorial today and start the coding tomorrow etc. Lol, it’s going to be a very long tutorial, hours long (but worth it) or in youtubes case, 100’s of parts, lol!

After I get the CMS done, I’ll create a temporary website for people to buy the files (which come with a couple of extras) for $25 USD. Of course the actual tutorial will be free. Paypal I think might be the only option for the moment, we’ll see how we go.

Soon after that, a brand new tutorial site will be launched connecting all web developers together, it’s going to be a pretty sweet community :D

Anyway, thought I’d let you know what I am up to, so that’s about it for now, I’m going to eat and see if I can start this tutorial :D

Awesome Insult Link

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Funny Finds

Lol, I find this humorous, this is a great link to insult someone, lol.

It’s actually where I found the music for one of my videos :P check it out in the link below

www.youfail.org

My Neck + Telemarketer

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: OMG

Hey everybody,

Don’t know exactly what is/was wrong with my neck but the doctor gave me laser acupuncture (which hasn’t SEEMED to help) but after a sleep, I can now move my head fully to the left and fully down with no pain and almost fully to the right and almost fully up with little pain.

So, slowly getting better :P

What was funny was, about 30 mins after I cracked my neck, a freaking telemarketer rang (fucking telstra, we are no the do not call list) offering us roller blind shutters for a discounted or for free with a sign out the front yard.

Anyway, here is what I can remember of how the call went, I tried to record it but didn’t grab the right setting quick enough for the mic.

-Telemarketer will be in bold

Hi, my name is [so and so] and I’m calling today to offer you free roller blinds on your house, I was wondering if I could speak to the home owner.
Yep, that’s me, hold on two seconds (here I am trying to get the thingo recording)
[20 seconds later]
Yep, hello?
Hi, are you the home owner?
Yep
Cool, I was calling today to see if you were interested in roller blind shutters on any of your windows on your house, are you interested?
Actually, yeah, I am interested!
Alright, what we are offering is [free or discounted, I can't remember] roller blind shutters on one of your windows on your house and the only catch is, we put a sign on your front lawn advertising our services, [says some other stuff] are you interested?
No
Oh ok, what part don’t you like?
The sign, well… I mean, can I decide what picture goes on the sign?
[laughs] unfortunately no, what picture did you want to be put there?
I was thinking about a picture of Anna Coren. (lol, these anna coren jokes have been going on for months now)
Anna Coren? Who’s that?
She’s the host of today tonight
[laughs] Oh, I remember, you aren’t really interested are you?
Sorry no [laughs]
[laughs] That’s ok, see ya.

I kinda felt bad because this guy was Aussie and actually spoke sense and was pretty good ad advertising, but he seemed to see the funny side of it so I hope thats ok :P Finally a telemarketer that actually laughed when I said something about Anna Coren lol! Shame I didn’t record this one, ahhh well..

I Can’t Move My Neck,

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: OMG

I’m lying down in bed at the moment typing this up.

After I woke up today. I cracked my neck, it felt like fluid came out or something and now I can’t move my head the slighteset bit without screaming like a stuffed turkey on crack!

I’ve taken 2 Panadole Back and Neck tablets and now I can move just slightly more.

Ugh, way to start the day, huh?

My Internet Disconnects When..

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Uncategorized

Well, here is something quite interesting, we are having a storm here at the moment and every time when there is a lightning strike the DSL connection goes out, so this gives me the idea that it’s something to do with electricity that’s d/cing our internet as when the phone rings it disconnects. SOMETIMES I THINK that when we turn the washing machine on/off, the DSL also drops.
Any ideas? Is this something to do with the frequency settings in my modem? Hmm, then again, the Telstra modem doesn’t work either.. hmm.

My Personal ISP Comparison

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Asking the Public, internet/computers

We might be moving ISP, finally :D

Enjoy it before Telstra decide to charge me for this blog post.

Hmm, who to go with, TPG + Other companies land line or iiNet and get it all from the one company… hmm, any ideas? BTW, I’m going to miss that shithouse billing system, ahh talking to telstras billing team and being hung up on brings back some wonderful memories.

Weird Day Update

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Asking the Public

Well, today has just gotten weirder.

I found out that if I listen to music, alone, for about 2 or more hours I become depressed or sad. Anybody else the same way? I’m probably just really social :p - can’t wait to get a car, then I can stalk do activities not to do with stalking in any way, shape or form after school.

And no, I don’t listen to emo music :P I listen to techno, metal, rock, dance, alternative, pretty much everything.

So, my question is, does anybody else have this same thing happen to them? (That question goes to everybody excluding cutting-wrist gothic emos who listen to emo music as you are, in a way, making yourself depressed or sad)

What an Odd Day?

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: School

Today was an odd day for me, first off, I wake up, have a shocking headache, go back to sleep for an hour, go to school late.

After lunch time at school we had Maths and two of my mates who shall remain anonymous as I haven’t had their permission to use their names, let’s just call them John and the other one Thomas :P.

Anyway, John and Thomas were messing around (kinky :P) and Thomas accidentally pushes John into the window, the window breaks and shatters, John had a cut on his back and I had glass down my top (kinky.)

Since when could a maths class end up in a broken window? Maybe they were trying to make a harder Pythagoras equation by measuring more parts of the window :P.

I am glad that both of them are okay, it doesn’t take much with a window and mucking around to get hurt. I wonder now who has a shocking headache :P

Anyway, half weird, half headachey and half funny day (I know that was three halves, so what, wanna fight about it?)

Sping Has Set In

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Asking the Public, weather

Oh and boy is it welcome, for me at least, I hate the cold and dull looking days.

Apparently there is some disorder (?) that about 25% (or was it 75%?) of people have in the United States that, in short, in certain seasons, people feel depressed.

Quite a staggering number if you ask me, I don’t know if depressed is the right word for me, but I just LOVE the summer and spring times. I don’t want it to leave now that it’s here, as for winter, I don’t particularly like it. I’m wondering if I have that disorder (?)

I feel like having a BBQ and then going swimming lol. I love spring/summer :P

What’s your favourite season(s)?

LHC Being Launched Early!! READ!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: Uncategorized

OMG!

They are launching the LHC in like 2 minutes time, I’m just quickly posting this.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH LIVE