Planned!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: MY Videos, hdx, internet/computers

Alright folks, here is the plan for the next couple of months or less…

WARNING, THE FOLLOWING PLANS MAY SPOIL SOME MINOR SURPRISES, BUT I NEED SOME MOTIVATION TO MAKE/EDIT/UPLOAD THEM, COMMENTS WOULD BE NICE! :P XD

LIVE STREAM!! ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE HP HDX LAPTOP, ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT PHOTOSHOP, PHP, ANYTHING YOU LIKE! - Except things that might be to kinky… :O Viewer discretion (discretion, erection?) is not advised as I probably wont be doing anything bad but just talking to anybody in the chat and helping people out :) - PLANNED date is 19th of July (18th for America, depending on the time difference) note this time may change, ill post an update post throughout the week!

Upcoming Videos

  • Webdev tutorial (1080 HD)
  • Design tutorial (many designs done in the tutorial to give the learner a range of ideas)
    Designing includes photoshop, CSS and HTML
    PHP CMS System Tutorial with functioning user registration system (using MySQL)
    Video Introduction to the website (premiere and after effects)
    Turning the Intro into a flash video to place into the website
    —ALL files can be downloaded for a small fee after the tutorial is done, free to learn, pay if you just want a website (don’t worry, won’t cost much, in fact, probably less that what a lot people spend on domain names, price yet to be announced.)

  • HP HDX DRAGON (1080 HD)
  • Overview
    Unboxing
    Review
    Benchmarks etc
    Game demos
    More..

  • Unboxing Videos (720, with possible 1080 version - haven’t decided)
  • iPod Nano 8GB, red
    Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 6000
    HP HDX (of course)
    Possibly an unboxing of the Logitech z5500 5.1 surround sound system, depending if I actually get paid this month or not - yay, 10 inch sub, 1020 watts, THX certified, and I get it for WELL under half price :D - possibly getting it, nothing 100%positive yet

  • Comedy/Skits, only ONE idea will be disclosed here due to private reasons which may be disclosed in the future (480, possible 1080 versions)
  • Hungry Jacks Stunner Meal, Round 2

  • Minor Tutorials here and there to do with tech as a whole (roughly 20 videos), no ideas will be disclosed due to private reasons which may be disclosed in the future - oo, there’s another video. (720 only)
  • You’ll seriously love them! They might start off simple but I wil go to intermediate level soon, as in, the first videos are not going to be all that challenging

There will be HEAPS more than this, many, many, MANY things have NOT been listed, including a POSSIBILITY (dependant on laws) of a Telstra 3 Hour movie full of calls to them just to show you how much Telstra have screwed us up and to show customers what they are getting into, it’s time the customer stood up!!

Throttled & Good News

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: hdx, internet/computers

Yeah, throttled, who cares, heard enough about it.

Good news, I am starting the tutorials within the next couple days (not today as I only got 2 hours sleep - installing the adobe suite) and they will hopefully be uploaded on the 14th.

Telstra have also told me that they are fixing the disconnection problem (yay, not an Indian this time) and it should be done within the next 48 hours with possibilities of no internet for long periods of time - doesn’t matter, its slow as fuck anyway.

So that’s the good news, I also have something else I want to mention - HDX video will probably be up on the 14th too.

Telstra Calls

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: internet/computers

Hey folks, I just wanted to say, out of the, over 10 calls we have made to Telstra in 6 months, all but TWO have been bad, one of those two has had awesome support but telstras service still sucks, unfortunatly the rep I was talking to couldn’t go the full extent and give us 9gb, she could only give us 4gb, but she tried and was nice, the other person was when we were upgrading to 25gb from 12, I don’t think there was anything bad in that call.

Anyway, I have decided that if Telstra have no respect for me/aussies/customers, why should I respect them? Now, I’m not going to “bash” (?) or say bad things about Telstra as a company, but I am going to upload the calls, I think it is my responsibility to show people what real customer support sounds like from telstra, then they can make a good decision whether to go with them, this isn’t to detract people from telstra as such, but to show them what they are getting in to, I’ve totaly given up on Telstra, less than a month after signing up they have screwed us around, its a nice welcoming, so we are probably going to cancel within the next 8 weeks.

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Telstra Bigpond ZOMG!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: internet/computers

Warning, I am not cutting out swaring from my posts now, I am so pissed off right now, I feel the need to leave it in.

Okay, so we can log back into our account the next day (23rd) after the edit on the post below, but we called Telstra back for our billing and then the AUSSIE lady, the FIRST AUSSIE we get to speak to, hangs up on us because I prooved her wrong when she was bullshitting me, I am sick of this company, anyway.. I am sending in a complain, I hope she gets the sack, people shouldn’t be allowed to work for customer support if they won’t listen, not to mention, she cut me off numerous times.

We called back, we got an Indian guy, surprisingly, it was NO hassle for him to do what we asked, though, we logged in today, and we found out we are still throttled.

Basically, Telstra changed OUR billing date WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION to the 14th, making us loose 9gb for last months b/w, according to the lady, Nicky (or was it Micky?) they charged us $18 less that month as we were cut short a week, we’ve checked the bills, she was bullshitting again. Not to mention they already owe us $40 from another stuff up.

Anyway, we only found out that our billing date had changed on the 22nd when we called up the first time, yesterday, the 23rd is the day before our bandwidth is meant to be renewed and our speed is put back us. The indian guy that I mentioned in the 2nd paragraph changed the billing date back to the 24th from the 14th that telstra made it.

Yay, so our billing date is now on the 24th again! Meaning I should have had my speed put back up 8 hours ago and our account should say that our billing date is on the 24th, yay.. I DIDN’T FRICKIN WORK!!!!!!!!!!!

TELSTRA, LISTEN UP, GIVE US A FRIGGIN’ REFUND YOU INCOMPETENTS! (is that a word?)

Oh, and by the way, I recorded the calls, so it’s going to be fun listening to your shithouse customer support hang up on me, my god, outsmarted by a 15 year old, now that is embarising.

Anyway, I am calling back now, before I heda off to school, I think the Indian guy was much better than the Aussie I spoke to, maybe he forgot to hit enter or something, wouldn’t have a clue… At least he wasn’t a complete prick, oh btw, this is the second person that has been a smart ass to me on the phone from Telstra (refering to the Aussie, not the Indian)

Okay BigPond, I’ve Caught You Out!

Author: Chris Morris  //  Category: internet/computers

UPDATE: Bigpond is now not letting me login to my account, their website is either f**ked or they don’t like me, lol..

Bigpond/Telstra have been my ISP for the last 6 months, let me give you an quick idea of shizen housen they have been.
January - 7th(roughly) June - Our internet disconnects when somebody calls our home phone rings.

June 8th(roughly) to June 13th - They FINALLY get somebody out to the exchange and they fix the problem, proof that it was not a fault at our end, oh did I mention, if it WAS a fault at our end, we’d have to pay to get it fixed - EVEN THOUGH Tel$tra are the ones who INSTALLED THE DAMN THING!

June 14th - infinity - Bigpond screwed up again, our internet disconnects when the phone rings, BUT WAIT! There’s MORE! Not only does it disconnect our intertubes (what I call internet) but when we answer the phone, half the time there is no sound.
Ok, calm down… take 10 deep breaths.
Alright, so that was the first problem. Onto number 2…
When we saw their deal on broadbandguide, the prices were as follows:

12gb - $89.95
25gb - $99.95
50gb - $109.95

This is also what the person at Telstra said to us, exact same deals, well, one month after signing up, whadda you know, they changed their deals WITHOUT notifying us, which as the company who owns pretty much all the phone lines in Australia, you think they could afford a simple computer to phone call all their customers and let them know, geesh, even I could probably do that, then again, they are probably maxed out on computers as you hardly get to speak to a human when you call them up.

Ok, they changed the 50gb plan, but was it really that bad you ask? YES! it’s no longer 50gb and $109.95, it is now an absolutely amazing $149.95 for 55gb (or was it 65gb?)

C’mon Telstra, we are paying premium price here, as you are the most expensive in Australia, and don’t deny it, it is actually illegal for you to offer cheaper prices than the competition as you rent out your lines to them (except for a few ISPs.)

Ok, number 3, customer service.. ohh, how you gotta love talking to computers for 30 frickin’ minutes and then accidentally hit the hang up button (my fualt) and then go through the same process again… gggrrrraahhhh..

Ok, that was my fault, but we are always talking to outsourced customer support, mainly Indian.
Let me tell you 3 parts of calls that we made that REALLY pissed me off.
#1, the customer support male (or should I say female?) kept calling me mam, I told him every time that I was a sir, I repeated it about 5 times in a row and he wouldn’t get it through his head, I told him probably more than 10 times in the call that I was not a mam and was a sir, he never called me a sir (or master.)

Now, if somebody can’t figure out what gender you are on the phone and I know that Chris can be a female or a male name, but, if you say plenty of times that you are not a mam… if they can’t get that through their head, how the F**K are they going to figure out what the hell is wrong with your internet connection.

#2, Now, I was having problems with the internet, out of the blue, it started to disconnect and connect for 2 or 3 seconds and then disconnect again every minute for well over 2 hours, we reset the modem, we did this and did that, so we called them up. Whadda you know, got another Indian (now, I’m not having a go at Indians, but I want to speak to somebody that understands my accent and I can understand them clearly so that there aren’t any mistakes in conversation. Plus, you are paying top dollar for outsourced customer support.)

Okay, so we were on the phone to this guy, he said, hmm.. maybe it’s your modem, try using the one we sent out for free. So I plugged it all up and it wasn’t working. He said to try something in the command line, I got results saying the modem was connected. He was trying to figure out what to do, there was silence for a while and then I asked, maybe I should try the installation CD (this was 10 mins into the call) and he said no, don’t try it, it’s obvious that it is connecting to the computer - the computer can see it.

Anyway, to cut an hour long conversation short, I tried the installation CD after, well, as I said, an hour long phone call of which we have to pay for as it’s a 13 hundred number. I tried the CD, and it works, and it even fixed the old modem.

IIIIDDDDDIIIIIOOOOOTTTTTTSSSSSS!

#3, I was complaining on the phone about them charging for the uploads I make, the guy (also Indian) said that all ISPs in Australia charge for your uploads… I started to list ISPs who don’t and he said, well, that’s pretty hard to believe, you would need to call them up, that’s impossible… I responded saying, I don’t need to call them up, it says on their websites that they don’t charge for uploads. He refused to believe me.

TODAY BIGPOND HAVE REACHED A NEW LOW!

Alrighty, I was doing a live stream last night, wasn’t expecting to stay on for long, but I had a reasonable amount of viewers. I was planning to do it again today after I uploaded the “Thank You” video, which seems pretty near impossible now as Tel$hit have charged us for internet that they weren’t originally charging us for… what you don’t believe me? Well, I have VIDEO proof of it from last night’s stream, but I don’t have the bandwidth to go their right now and grab the links, so I have attached three screen shots.

Now, keep in mind:
1) They started charging us for the internet on the 21st over an hour before it was even the end of the 20th (they charged us ahead of time)
2) About 1GB of usage from the 20th was suddenly moved over to the next days bandwidth, the 21st.
3) At 12:06, according to bigpond, I had used 6gb on the 21st, that’s 1gb a minute, in other words, my data rate should be, according to the bill, 1,048,576 kbp/s – yet on every other day, I get at TOPS 800kbp/s.
4) Streaming live uses well under 100mb for a hour of streaming, max is 150mb from that as I started at 10:30pm roughly.

Telstra, your billing sucks, your site sucks, your support sucks, your internet service sucks, your bandwidth limit sucks, your cancellation fee (which by the way, we were told there wasn’t one) sucks, your line connection sucks, your outrages fees suck, your phone line sucks..
Telstra, you plain suck, now you are going to have to do a sh*tload of work to change my mind, maybe a free cancellation fee would be best, that way I can at least give you half a star out of 10.

Ok, here are the screen shots, I have plenty more evidence later. Good thing our bandwidth usage is reset on the 24th! Phew…

9:49PM 20th June -

4:00AM 21st June

3:00PM 21st June

PLEASE NOTE: Look at the first image, there are 3 highlighted circles, compare what is contained in those circles with the other two images, their website is totally screwed, one day its syas my account usage is 10,664mb the next day, 0mb and then 11 hours later, still 0mb, so WHY ARE WE THROTTLED IF WE HAVE USED 0mb ACCORDING TO THEIR WEBSITE?!?!