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Alright folks, here is the plan for the next couple of months or less…

WARNING, THE FOLLOWING PLANS MAY SPOIL SOME MINOR SURPRISES, BUT I NEED SOME MOTIVATION TO MAKE/EDIT/UPLOAD THEM, COMMENTS WOULD BE NICE! XD

LIVE STREAM!! ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE HP HDX LAPTOP, ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT PHOTOSHOP, PHP, ANYTHING YOU LIKE! - Except things that might be to kinky… :O Viewer discretion (discretion, erection?) is not advised as I probably wont be doing anything bad but just talking to anybody in the chat and helping people out - PLANNED date is 19th of July (18th for America, depending on the time difference) note this time may change, ill post an update post throughout the week!

Upcoming Videos

• Webdev tutorial (1080 HD)

Design tutorial (many designs done in the tutorial to give the learner a range of ideas)
Designing includes photoshop, CSS and HTML
PHP CMS System Tutorial with functioning user registration system (using MySQL)
Video Introduction to the website (premiere and after effects)
Turning the Intro into a flash video to place into the website
—ALL files can be downloaded for a small fee after the tutorial is done, free to learn, pay if you just want a website (don’t worry, won’t cost much, in fact, probably less that what a lot people spend on domain names, price yet to be announced.)

• HP HDX DRAGON (1080 HD)

Overview
Unboxing
Review
Benchmarks etc
Game demos
More..

• Unboxing Videos (720, with possible 1080 version - haven’t decided)

iPod Nano 8GB, red
Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 6000
HP HDX (of course)
Possibly an unboxing of the Logitech z5500 5.1 surround sound system, depending if I actually get paid this month or not - yay, 10 inch sub, 1020 watts, THX certified, and I get it for WELL under half price - possibly getting it, nothing 100%positive yet

• Comedy/Skits, only ONE idea will be disclosed here due to private reasons which may be disclosed in the future (480, possible 1080 versions)

Hungry Jacks Stunner Meal, Round 2

• Minor Tutorials here and there to do with tech as a whole (roughly 20 videos), no ideas will be disclosed due to private reasons which may be disclosed in the future - oo, there’s another video. (720 only)

You’ll seriously love them! They might start off simple but I wil go to intermediate level soon, as in, the first videos are not going to be all that challenging

There will be HEAPS more than this, many, many, MANY things have NOT been listed, including a POSSIBILITY (dependant on laws) of a Telstra 3 Hour movie full of calls to them just to show you how much Telstra have screwed us up and to show customers what they are getting into, it’s time the customer stood up!!

Yeah, throttled, who cares, heard enough about it.

Good news, I am starting the tutorials within the next couple days (not today as I only got 2 hours sleep - installing the adobe suite) and they will hopefully be uploaded on the 14th.

Telstra have also told me that they are fixing the disconnection problem (yay, not an Indian this time) and it should be done within the next 48 hours with possibilities of no internet for long periods of time - doesn’t matter, its slow as fuck anyway.

So that’s the good news, I also have something else I want to mention - HDX video will probably be up on the 14th too.

As some of you may have realised, google have a new favicon, I am getting this weird feeling that Google and Youtube are going to have a new web design sometime this year, I reckon with the introduction of that ugly player on youtube is the beginning, and how ugly is that!

As for the favicon, maybe they are going to revamp the logo a little, add a shine to it, make it smooth but still simple, I dunno, as long as they don’t have a homepage like yahoo I am happy - btw, yahoo an AOL seem to look similar :-S

I personally hate the new icon and I think the should replace it with the one in the picture :p j/k

No.

It’s not.

Especially not when you have been trying for days and had numerous video takes to create a thank you video and then the computer stuffs up each time.

Well folks, I have decided that I am going to create the thank you video on the new computer which might come in as early as TOMORROW! *checks tracking*

It’s AWESOME! I can’t wait!*checks tracking again*

Sorry about the delay in YouTube video production, there will be plenty to come over the next few weeks! *checks tracking again again*

Any tutorial requests are welcome, but at the moment I have actually been flooded with requests, so I’ll try to do them in the order that I received them, but hey, the earlier you ask, the sooner the tutorial! *checks tracking again again again*

Sorry about the weird-ass starting…

Sorry about the low volume.

A stupid video for stupid people :p

Everything in this video is ALL a joke, I hope you enjoy my stupid sense of humor…

In this stupid episode watch out for:
1) the drop-down list that pops up when I type ductionary. (0:48)
2) My eyes looking at the magazine (0:26)

Today I decided, I have a lot of crappy or now useless videos on youtube, such as talking about a stream date for my webcam that as already happened, there have also been some really stupid videos that weren’t REALLY that funny, so I have gotten rid of them.

So basically, gotten rid of all te crap/useless videos on my youtube page.

I HAD 116 videos roughly on public (over 130 if you include private)
I NOW have 0 vide.. I mean that would make sense because all my videos are quite embarrising, but I now have about 94 videos, so it’s been a big clean up!

I am also running out of bandwidth, I have about 30MB left, that 30MB could last us both another 2 days if my sister listened to me and reduced her bandwidth consumption.

No, seriously, this is REALLY getting on my nervs, I have been getting the blame for using all the internet past the last almost 12 months, when in actuall fact (we should only be using about 950MB a day at tops) when my sister uses it and not me we are using about 1,000MB, this SUCKS, that leaves me with -50MB to use, and it doesn’t really bother her because getting slowed down doesn’t affect many of the things she does, but it does for me, it means that I have to wait 2 hours to upload a 30MB file.. GAH, that usually takes 10 minutes or less depending how loadewd youtube is.

Oh, by the way, when I use it as WELL as her, we use about 1,300 - 1,500MB, some days it has been good and we both use about 900MB, others and I am talking about 10 days in this month, we have used more bandwidth, and it’s not at my end, I unplugged the intertubes for a day without telling her and she used well over 1,000MB and she doesn’t care..

THAT DOES IT! I am getting a job and renting my own line once the 100 MBps speed comes out.

BTW, this post was rushed, so me spelling may be worser than usui :p

Youtube has losts it’s old looks sometime past the last 7 hours and boy do I LOVE the tweaks, they have still got a little bit of fixing to do here and there, but otherwise.

Check out YouTube.com!

Thanks guys!

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